A biker goes into a bar with a monkey and pulls up a stool at the bar.
The bartender informs the biker that he doesn`t allow pets in the bar, let alone a monkey.
The biker tells him that he is a good monkey and won`t cause any trouble and if he does he`ll gladly pay for the damages.
Reluctantly the bartender agrees and fetches the biker a beer.
In the meantime, the monkey does what monkeys do; he is up and down the bar, swinging off the lights and generally being a pain in the ass.
Suddenly, the monkey spots a couple guys playing a game of pool. Over he goes to the pool table, jumps up, steals the cue ball and eats it. Of course the pool players are mad and yell at the bartender about the misbehaving monkey.
The bartender is furious and gives the biker proper hell about his monkey and the fact that he ate the cue ball. The biker says, no problem, here`s $50 for the ball and we`ll get out of here. Sorry for the trouble...
Well. about two weeks later the same biker goes back into the bar with his monkey.
Upon seeing the duo, the bartender expresses his dislike for the biker and his monkey and the fact that he doesn`t want them in his bar.
The biker convinces the barkeep to let him and the monkey stay for one beer because its really hot out and they are dying for a drink.
He reassures the bartender that the monkey will behave and, if like last time he causes any trouble he`ll pay up and leave immediately.
The monkey sits on the bar for a while and doing what monkeys do, he starts into mischief again.
This time he is going up and down the bar, playing with the stirsticks, eating the bar nuts etc.
Suddenly he spots a beautiful woman drinking a fancy drink with a cherry in it.
The monkey then runs over to her, steals the cherry, stuffs it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it!
All the patrons are horrified at the monkey`s manners and the bartender says it is the most disgusting thing he has ever seen.
To which the biker replies, " well, thats nothing, after the incident with the cue ball he checks everything for size first..."
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