Ah...Ballarat.
The Ballarat Times reported, some time ago, that there was a "Disturbance" at the United States Hotel, Main Road, Ballarat.
"Jon Skagfeld taken into custody for being drunk and disorderly and disturbing the peace", read the cut line.
As I cast eyes askance at that very same poster on my wall, do I really think that was me?
Play me dijeree do, mate.
