I'll have you know that the Little Miss Ma Yappy Pixie Witch is a thinking I be smellin' sumthin' in tha wind from you-all ... you-all are up to everyone-knows-but-Ma-Yappy-no-good, I can tell, for I am THE PIXIE WITCH. (It's the PIXIE B-ITCH who teases the Sunray so about that dratted Slouch Hat ... Oh JON? Where fore art you and that fated Slouch Hat ... when was the last time you checked that closet? Was it there? Yes? No? Wherever could iut be? I wonder.

BTW ... I'm always naughtily nice, even Santa likes me