Derek, don't sweat it. Your paragraphs (a) and (b) cracked me up! Methinks you're absolutely right! I've got a Regimental March on right now, after listening to Beccy Cole again and talking to Karmen on the phone, so yeah, put the boots to the f**n d**wad a**holes!
And BTW have a VERY Merry Christmas, but tell Bubba Claus to go back to a .45!
