[Snowtractor]

An army Major visiting sick soldiers, goes up to one private

and asks "What's your problem, Soldier?"



"Chronic syphilis, Sir"



"What treatment are you getting?"



"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."



"What's your ambition?"



"To get back to the front, Sir"



"Good man." says the Major. He goes to the next bad. "What's your

problem, Soldier?"



"Chronic piles, Sir"



"What treatment are you getting?"



"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."



"What's your ambition?"



"To get back to the front, Sir."



"Good man." says the Major. He goes to the next bed. "What's your

problem, Soldier?"



"Chronic gum disease, Sir."



"What treatment are you getting?"



"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."



"What's your ambition?"



"To get the wire brush before them two, Sir."