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Originally posted by Vets Dottir
Actually, you should survive meetings with pirates if you always eat your Vegemite and carry many spare jars in a Vegemite belt on your person, so you can be strong and ready to toss them at the pirates. That'll stop 'em cold and then you can take THEIR boat and give it back to whoever they stole it from and you can collect the rewards. See, you'll have that side income to top up your main income! Brilliant!
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Maybe we could create a new TV series called "Jif the Pirate Hunter". We could make some serious dough, the murricuns would love it...