If you'll allow me to paraphrase Marilyn Monroe:
"Happy birthday, Mr. Moderator
Happy birthday to yoooooooooo!
Quite an auspicious day in history Jefe! You share Jan. 28th with:
Alan Alda (actor), Michal Pivonka (NHL), Danny Spitz ( Guitarist for the Heavy Metal band Anthrax), Slade Gorton (US Senator), Peter the Great (Tyrant), and
A Pope (Clement IX), An English King (Henry VII), A Canadian P.M. (Alexander McKenzie) AND:
Two Playboy playmates and three Confederate generals!
Not too shabby a crowd!
Happy Birthday Ya Old Fart!