[Alex Blair (RIP)]

Carman..
I thought you may have made an ash of yourself when I hasen't seen you posting for a while..
What is the big secret from New Zealand...Come on....Give....
By the way ..have you tryed some of these drugs for women..??
NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
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> D A M N I T O L
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> Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
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> ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
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> Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
> unconscious for up to two days
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> E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
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> Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you
> of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they
> moved out.
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> P E P T O B I M B O
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> Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before
> an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and
> prevents conception.
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> D U M B E R O L
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> When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
> enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
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> F L I P I T O R
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> Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the
> urge to flip off other drivers.
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> M E N I C I L L I N
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> Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such
> lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get
> naked now?"
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> B U Y A G R A
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> Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency,
> duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
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> J A C K A S S P I R I N
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> Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
> anniversary or phone number.
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> A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
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> A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to
> share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
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> N A G A M E T
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> When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation level as
> nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing
> it herself.



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