[Alex Blair (RIP)]

Originally posted by rob love
The Aussie, the Frenchman and two Canucks?

Seems while they were travelling they got caught by savages. They were held for a few days in a tiny hut until the tribal elders decided what to do with them. On the third day, the tribal elder came in and told them: we have decided your fate....do you want the good news or the bad news first?

" Blimey" says the aussie, "give us the bad news".

You are all going to be killed and skinned, and your skin is to be used to make the tribe a new canoe" says the elder.

"Jimney Crickets" says the Aussie, "whats the upside?

"You will get to choose your method of dying" says the elder.

So the Aussie says: " make mine poison". The elder gives him a small vial from which he drinks, and the Aussie falls dead.

The frenchman says: " I prefer le guillotine". Sure enough, the elder has one nearby, and makes quick work of the frenchman.

The Canadians say " we want to die by the knife" So the elder gives them his razor sharp knife and the two Canadians proceed to stab themselves repeatedly, all over their bodies. There is blood everywhere, and the elder is somewhat shocked at the sight. "Why have you closen this method...surely it must be most painful? says the elder.

"Laughs on you" says one of the Canadians...."your canoe will never float now."

And it was just the Canadian's luck...getting stuck for the drinks....