I cannot claim any originality, wish I could; some of the hardy Beltring attendees this year may get a smile:-

From the War & Greed Shop.

Fashion wear

FLEECES - why wait till July to get fleeced when you can buy one now?

BELTRING SAND - genuine sand from the most significant military site since WW2



Our best DVD Titles.....


SHAFT

GONE IN 60 SECONDS

GONE WITH THE KEYS

ENTER THE DRAGON WAGON (subject to a £25 entry fee)
TANK GIRL (subject to a £25 entry fee)
BEN HUR (subject to a £25 entry fee)

WRISTBAND OF BROTHERS

THE DIRTY DOZEN PORTALOOS

SAVING PRIVATE CASH

WENT THE DAY WELL £££?

CHEQUE POINT CHARLIE

THE AMAZING MR RIP-OFF

ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOOS NEST (subject to a £25 flying over fee)

DICK TURPIN (- an earlier story of highway robbery)

THE BATTLE OF PORTALOO

CARRY ON CHARGING

CARRY ON CAMPING (subject to a £25 per day tent fee)

SUPPOSE THEY GAVE A SHOW AND NOBODY CAME (Starring PeedOff Sellers)

THE BATTLE OF THE BULGING WALLET

THE LONGEST QUEUE

THE COUNT OF MONEY CHRISTOE

DEBBIE DOES DOLLARS

ALL QUIET ON THE WEDNESDAY FRONT

THE HULK ( a wide RANGE of episodes.......)

GYPSIES, CHAMPS and THIEVES - a special remix of the poplar 1970's pop song.

Books-

Creative Accounting - Rex shows you how

THE FEEDING OF THE 5 THOUSAND

21 YEARS OF WAR AND PEACE - The Missing Years (Hurry while stocks last)

RICH MAN POOR MAN - the biography of the war and peace directors


HEALTH AND SAFETY - how to make it earn you money