[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

If'n I can figger out how to get there, would a stubborn, recalcitrant asshole Torontonian be allowed onto the property to bring some charm and grace to your otherwise heathen gathering?

Oh yeah, and have you put out a call at Gracies for their fair young maidens to attend and add some REAL grace to your otherwise heathen, beer-swilling, fire-watching ceremony, or do you want me to bring up some Toronto hookers?