Memo to: Name and Address Withheld
From: Jif
Reference:
Subject: Rolling Banners
Text: That's a KEEPER, whoever you are! Owe ya flat of warm, stale VB for that one! Only problem is, we don't know who you are and where you live so will have to compensate some other way, down the road (no, we will only act as a procurer of lithe, buxom women on our own behalf).