[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by cliff
I bet if the poor thing was still alive you would not be that close

Well, Max and I wanted to stroke her, but she wasn't too pleased with that, so we stroked her with a heavy broom instead. A few times. And then again. And you should see what the ants did to her just overnight! Ant colonies from miles around were flocking in with their little ant-knives and little ant-forks and wee ant-knappies around their scrawy necks... FREE MEAL AT THE HEDGES'!!!!

Note to Yappy: DON'T...EVER...DO...THAT...AGAIN