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Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
Pssst, Sean.... don't forget, this is the Ottawa Valley we're talking about here...
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Ah, 14th century, gotcha. Hmmm, didn't they invent "the stick" about then. Alright, we'll go with that...okay listen carefully boys:
Get stick (preferably straight... no no no, I meant dimensionally straight!!!!) { this is going to be harder than I thought}
lay stick across first wheel , gnaw mark on stick ( get young'in to do this , as you fellas ain't got no teeth )
take stick and lay across other wheel ( lay the stick , fellas , not yourself) { for pete sake its like training a monkey...and a slow monkey at that }
Sorry for the aside gents, I was just saying you're special people
now, is the mark on the stick resting in the same place on the second wheel as it did on the first wheel?
there you go ....
you can buy the book on tape version of "Stick Measuring in 17 easy steps" and have someone read it to you, just send me your credit card numbers asap.
Sean