I've been sitting here quietly trying to picture my teachers in 1970s England attempting to cope with a firearm and quite frankly it's scary. Probably the least mentally stable group of people I've ever come across !
Most of them couldn't even aim a cuff round the ear and make sure it connected and the idea of them launching anything more dangerous than a board rubber down the classroom doesn't bear thinking about.
I guarantee that most of us were capable of being cheeky enough to make a couple of them at least start shooting
