[Howard]

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A primary teacher starts a new job at a school in Bankstown and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Bulldogs fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Bulldogs fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you
raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Bulldogs fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Bulldogs fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I'm a Cowboys fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears.
"Mary, why are you a Cowboys fan?"
"My mum and dad were born and raised in Townsville, so my mum is a Cowboys fan and my dad is a Cowboys fan, and so I'm a Cowboys fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Cowboys fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute, your dad was a drug addict, and your brother was a car thief, what would you be then?"
"Then," Mary said, "I'd be a Bulldogs fan."