[PPS]

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female ...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male ..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female .... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male .... Playing football without a cup (box/guard).

3. COMMUNICATION ( ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n .
Female ... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male ... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female .... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male ...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female .... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male ...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE ( flach-u-lens) n.
Female .... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male ...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female ...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male ........ Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female .... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male ... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.


AND . . . . .

He said . . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . . . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . . That's a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . . . What have you done with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . . . . . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good- looking?
She said . . . . . . . They already have boyfriends.

He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.


Paul.