Quote:
	
	
		| 
					Originally Posted by Keith Webb  My wife went to boarding school had an interesting one - a Scottish lady who had been a policewoman (not sure whether she had war service as well but was the right vintage)...
 One evening she came into the dormitory pretending to be a dog urinating on the leg of each bed.
 
 She was gone the next day without any explanation from the school.
 | 
	
 We Scots can be a bit peculiar that way. 
 
 