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I can add nothing technical to the conversation but will pass on a story that may raise a chuckle.
I worked with a fellow who had been regular army for many years, everyone knew him as the sar major. On one occasion he was involved in a drive past in revue and he and several others were placed in the back of a truck inside a wire cage (sounds very much like a 'stores unbinned') As they drove past the saluting base some of the fellows hung from the wire and hooted like monkeys.
There was hell to pay after the parade.

David