no like SWAMPDOG ....

makes me sound like sum kinda barroom b@tch (M.A.S.H SWAMP and DOG) Might be appropriate for someone with a handle like V_D but appropriate for NOT Little Miss Yappy Pixie Witch VETS DOTTIR
or FRYING PAN MENO-MAMA-PAUSED

Sorry Bob ... I REJECT

BTW I've ALWAYS loved M.A.S.H