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Old 21-11-07, 10:41
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Talking Thoughts...

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like ......night? ?
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. Remember,half the people you know are below average.
5. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
6. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
7. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8. OK...so what's the speed of dark?
9. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
10. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
11. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
12. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
13. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened
14. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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