[Howard]

A kid walking down the street finds a Welder's Goggles. "Cool!" he says & puts them on. Not long after, a car pulls up beside him.
"G'Day Mate, do you want a ride in the car?" says the driver.
So our little fella gets in the car & they head off.
"Tell me, mate, do you know about felatio?"
"No, nothing" says the boy.
"What about buggery?"
The boy shrugs, "Sorry mister"
"OK then mate, what about....."
The Kid cuts him off. "Look Mister" he says. "I think I'd better tell you.... I'm not really a welder!"