Geeez Richard
I know you Tasmanians have a second head removed at birth, but in your case they must have taken the wrong one. I live in Adelaide as my Avatar states. My Avatar is also a Phoenix but had a different logo until Jif and Keefy changed it. Actually I see the logo has been changed again.
I will be only to glad to transport your parts and Kartmann and Jif can carry them on their laps for safer keeping. Let me know where they are in Adelaide and I'll probably be able to pick them up as well.
Now as to remuneration.........
Salesman Bob