[Bob Carriere]

Laying on your back....... under the truck which is slowly dripping from it's innards onto your young face.....having removed the pan and loosened all the main bearing caps of the engine....... using a metal screw into the rope...grunting and pulling..... or using a chinese finger device to pull the new rope seal in place...... and the fear of cutting off the excess seal material too short

You really have two choices....
one.... buy more and thicker viscosity oil... add as required
two... live with the natural Casual Metal Preservation oil spray

and as Rob said....enjoy the Sun set in the Western sky.