PISS OFF, KEEFY!!!!!!!!
We're freezing here, and spending a fortune on heating oil/gas, never mind the short days which drive some of us nuts anyway...
BTW, what kind of animal is that? Looks like a cross between a dog and a cat... does she kill on command?
I think I'm losing my mind (if I ever had one to lose - some seem to doubt that these days)...
Bloody hell, just looked at the clock and realized I'm up in six hours, night all...
