Two cars were in a bad accident on a lonely country road. A man crawls out of one mangled wreck, while a beautiful woman gets out of the other.
The Man says: "Crap look at the cars! They're write offs!"
The Woman says (while tousling her hair): "Yes, but we're completely unhurt. What a thrill, I feel so alive and aroused! It must be a sign that we were destined to meet, perhaps to fall in love and live happily ever after".
Man: "I never thought about it like that. How lucky are we then?"
Woman: "And look! Even though our cars are nothing but mangled wrecks, this bottle of whiskey has survived unbroken. Another good sign, we should toast our happy future together."
She pours him some a large glass, and he says "Cheers!" and gulps it down.
Man: "Aren't you going to toast our happy future together?"
Woman:" No, thanks. I'll wait until the Police arrive."
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