[Little Jo]

Hi All

Here is one for our Scottish members.

A thoughtful Scottish husband was putting his coat and hat on
to make his way down to the local pub. He turned to his wee
wife before leaving and said, "Maggie - put your hat and coat
on, lassie."


'She replied, 'Awe Jock that's nice. Are you
taking me tae the pub with you?"


'Nay," Jock replied
"I'm turning the heater off while I'm oot.'

Cheers

Tony