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Originally Posted by servicepub
Wadya mean 'wasted'? I learned a ton of things in taverns, some of which have stood me in good stead in later life. Things like; don't piss off the waiter or you don't get served, don't piss off the bartender or you get kicked out, don't drink so much that you puke or your buddies will find someone else to drink with, not every female you come across when your drunk is 'for rent' (and those that aren't have no sense of humour), when you flash a peace sign don't be surprised if the waiter brings you a pair of draft, when you see a vet in the corner drinking by himself offer to buy him a beer and ask if you can join him, if the bartender knows your name then you 'aren't' there when your significant other phones looking for you and, most importantly, when you find a good place that you want to consider as your 'local' then tip well and never complain.
Clive   |
Clive..
And don't forget ..the more you drink....the better you..AND the women look..
And for sure..before you go to the head..hang your unit in your draft glass so your buddies won't drink it on you while you are having a whiz..