Termite, Dynamite, Vegemite

[Norm Cromie (RIP)]

Now that I have had my question so widely answered I am greatly enriched by the abundant flow of information from all you great vegemite gourmet specialists. I do not wish to create any ill feelings with you chaps down under but this delicacy could only come from a country that harbors an animal that lays eggs, has webbed feet, a duck bill and is a mammal that is semi aquatic. Also a large furry animal that carries its young around in its personal gauche bag and that nature shortchanged it on its front legs. Yes and celebrates Christmas in the summer. Finally promotes that God- awful meat called mutton. Now it is very fortunate for me that I live 3000 miles from Karman and many more thousands of miles from that land of the Aussies. Otherwise I would be deluged with those frying pans that Karman often uses in a threatening manner. As you all must now know I like to live dangerously writing threads like this. And God bless the commonwealth.

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Originally posted by Norm Cromie
Now it is very fortunate for me that I live 3000 miles from Karman and many more thousands of miles from that land of the Aussies. Otherwise I would be deluged with those frying pans that Karman often uses in a threatening manner. As you all must now know I like to live dangerously writing threads like this. And God bless the commonwealth.

PS: This string has not been censored for any inflammatory remarks.

Well, Sir, My Dearest Master Norm, fear NOT for I could/would NEVER hit you with my frying pan ... hmmmm ... boy oh boy oh boy ... you like to live dangerously though? I'll have to find a special frying pan just for you now too! Tsk tsk ... all this cooking I have to do ... since I left the fire pit in my Winterpeg bunker floor, then I shall have to use the fireplace here or dig a new firepit because the racoons, when they aren't scrambling across the skylights at night, they nest in the fireplace I'm sure ... hmmm, actually, what a wonderful :idea: I've just had ... Norm roast with racoon with mutton gravy enhanced with Vegemite, fired up with dyno-might, and lastly garnished with termite sprinkles. Yes ... a FINE menu and plan indeed ... (yes, i am a very creative cook ... but do be warned, I do tend to get distracted and BURN things... though haven't blown anything up yet ... but that could change if I use dyno-might ... hmmmm awfully good idea because that would also solve the racoons problem and flavor the meal with even more protien and i wouldn't have to catch them first. they'd just "fall-in" from the blast! My winter doldrums are lifting as I plan .. ah yes ... I do so look forward to this.

So Norm ... when can you come visit?