The Outhouse.

#1 17-05-06, 09:29

A little chuckle for you all from Ma Yappy

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Once there was a little boy lived in the country. They had use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the winter. The outhouse was sitting on a bank on a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push the outhouse into the creek.
One day after a spring rain, the creek was so swollen so the little boy decided that today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and started pushing.
Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away. That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why.
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and he didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."
The dad replied, "Well son, George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree."

Alex Blair (RIP) · #2 17-05-06, 12:59

Hi VD...
Seeing that you started the joke of the day,I thought I would post something for the guys on the forum that let their wimmen drive them around..Don't happen in this house...
I don't mind her driving herself around ,but I'll drive when we are together and after reading this,maybe the rest of you guys will too..

A married couple are driving along a highway doing a steady forty
miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly
looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice "I know we've been
married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly
increases her speed to 45mph.
The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me
out of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your
best
friend, and she is a far better lover than you are."Again the wife
stays
quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases
the speed to 55.
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 60.
"I want the car, too," he continues.65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the
credit cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you
want?" The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. "No,
I've got everything I need," she says."Oh, really," he inquires,
"so what have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at
65 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."

Ponysoldier · #3 21-05-06, 00:43

You all is spelled------y'all...........
Patrick

Garry Shipton (RIP) · #4 21-05-06, 01:13

What's this about you living in an outhouse!!Thought you were living in a motel.So now the truth comes outYou deserve a :dh: for lying to us

#5 23-05-06, 13:13

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Originally posted by Garry Shipton
What's this about you living in an outhouse!!Thought you were living in a motel.So now the truth comes outYou deserve a :dh: for lying to us

I haven't been at the motel since last week of March. I rented an apartment aka FLAT for those over the big waters that aren't used to "apartments"

... it's in a house and about a 5 or 10 minute walk to almost everything I need ... no outhouse, so I've been checking the antique stores for a chamber pot meanwhile there are many trees and bushes hereabouts

Speaking of outhouses, I remember stories about Uncle Eddie sense of humour and practical jokes ... one thing he liked to occassionally do was to wait until someone was busy in the outhouse and he'd tip it over (he wasn't the only one back home who enjoyed doing this ) What a stinker he was!

Snappy Yappy.