![]() |
#1
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
I cannot claim any originality, wish I could; some of the hardy Beltring attendees this year may get a smile:-
From the War & Greed Shop. Fashion wear FLEECES - why wait till July to get fleeced when you can buy one now? BELTRING SAND - genuine sand from the most significant military site since WW2 Our best DVD Titles..... SHAFT GONE IN 60 SECONDS GONE WITH THE KEYS ENTER THE DRAGON WAGON (subject to a £25 entry fee) TANK GIRL (subject to a £25 entry fee) BEN HUR (subject to a £25 entry fee) WRISTBAND OF BROTHERS THE DIRTY DOZEN PORTALOOS SAVING PRIVATE CASH WENT THE DAY WELL £££? CHEQUE POINT CHARLIE THE AMAZING MR RIP-OFF ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOOS NEST (subject to a £25 flying over fee) DICK TURPIN (- an earlier story of highway robbery) THE BATTLE OF PORTALOO CARRY ON CHARGING CARRY ON CAMPING (subject to a £25 per day tent fee) SUPPOSE THEY GAVE A SHOW AND NOBODY CAME (Starring PeedOff Sellers) THE BATTLE OF THE BULGING WALLET THE LONGEST QUEUE THE COUNT OF MONEY CHRISTOE DEBBIE DOES DOLLARS ALL QUIET ON THE WEDNESDAY FRONT THE HULK ( a wide RANGE of episodes.......) GYPSIES, CHAMPS and THIEVES - a special remix of the poplar 1970's pop song. Books- Creative Accounting - Rex shows you how THE FEEDING OF THE 5 THOUSAND 21 YEARS OF WAR AND PEACE - The Missing Years (Hurry while stocks last) RICH MAN POOR MAN - the biography of the war and peace directors HEALTH AND SAFETY - how to make it earn you money |
|
|