Stolen Mortar

[Private_collector]

Very pleased to hear it's been found.

Pity we don't have the same theft laws that some of the Muslem countries have, or the swines that stole it will be missing a hand once they get caught!

Reminds me of an episode of The Bill many years ago, where a thief accidentally severed a finger while breaking into a war veterans home. The victim brought the finger into the police station in case he was ever found, and wanted to 'keep it fresh' by adding vinegar into the bottle with the finger. When the police told him the vinegar had actually made the finger pickled and it couldn't be reattached, the old guy said "Oh dear, I hadn't thought of that" with a cheeky smile. CLASSIC!