An Australian View of Australians

[Dana Nield]

The only reason that Canadians are the 'Chosen People' is maple syrup.

And CMPs. Err....

The two reasons that Canadians are the 'Chosen People' is maple syrup and CMPs. And Hockey.

Okay, so the Three reasons that Canadians are the 'Chosen People' is maple syrup, CMPs and Hockey. And an almost fanatical devotion to Don Cherry.

Right! Nevermind! I'll post another message.

Cardinal Biggles