How to disassemble a HUP

[David Dunlop]

You might think Bubba has a problem when all the big bits are gone, but not so fast. Bubba has a plan. The big money is gone now. Just the HUP body is left. Not much there at scrap value. So, while there is still gas in his pickup, he drags the HUP close to 'the Wee House'. The gas is gone, the fast women are gone (and the slow ones are scary - even for Bubba), but there is still beer to buy.

As we all know, beer input = beer output. Any excessive energy spent for beer output limits one's time available for beer input, so Bubba keeps his assets close to the Wee House, cuts scrap from the HUP enough he can hump it up the road on his back for cash, hit the beer store and head home.

Bubba's a thinker and he has lots of relatives around the world who think just like him, and they all probably have just as interesting stories.

David