MA YAPPY's COOKIN' THREAD!

[DaveCox]

Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
U: Look, we'll eat your mum. Then, if you feel a bit guilty about it afterwards, we can dig a grave and you can throw up into it.
M: All right.
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Sick , but then we are all being pestered into recycling nowadays so perhaps..............according to converted head-hunters in Borneo etc. it tastes like PORK, loads of fat and crackling for Yappy to enjoy.

( If Sunray doesn't post for a few days do we send for the Mounties?)LOL

As for knowing where FS knives are kept - mines under the matress 'cos our government has made it official that we can use 'reasonable force' if anyone breaks in to our homes! The machette is under the wife's side. The de-activated Colt .45 is in the sidetable...............