humour

[chris vickery]

A rope walks in a bar, goes up to the bartender and says, " i'll have a beer please"
to which the barman exclaims " we don't serve your kind 'round here, now get ".
The next day the same rope walks into the same bar and once again asks the barkeep for a beer. The barman tells him to get out as he don't serve that type 'round here.
The rope, feeling kinda down really wants a beer. He decides that his approach is wrong and decides he needs to unwind a little after tying himself up in a knot over the situation.
He goes down to the same bar, approaches the same barman and asks for a beer. Just as the barman is reaching to get his beer, he stops and says' "hey, wait a minute, you're that rope!" to which the rope relies, "afraid not"....