Slow day on the forum....

[Alex Blair (RIP)]

SO I thought I would post a joke or two...


The Bartender was observing two men who were sitting next to each other
> at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't
> help but think, from listening to you,that you're from Ireland."
> >
> > The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"
> >
> > The first guy says, "So am I! And whereabouts from Ireland might you
> be?"
> >
> > The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."
> >
> > The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I! And what
> street did you live on in Dublin?"
> >
> > The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary
> Street in the old central part of town."
> >
> > The first guy says, "Faith, it's a small world, so did I! So did I!!
> >
> > And to what school would you have been going?"
> >
> > The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Monica's of course."
> >
> > The first guy gets really excited and says, "And so did I. Tell me,
> what year did you graduate ?"
> >
> > The other guy answers, "Well, now, let's see, I graduated in 1964."
> >
> > The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us!
> I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar
> tonight. Can you believe it - I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own
> self."
> >
> > About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits, and orders a beer.
> >
> > Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and
> mutters,"It's going to be a long night tonight!!!!"
> >
> > Vicky asks, "Why do you say that, Brian?"
> >
> > "The Kelly twins are drunk again!
>