The Outhouse.

A little chuckle for you all from Ma Yappy ...

Once there was a little boy lived in the country. They had use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the winter. The outhouse was sitting on a bank on a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push the outhouse into the creek.
One day after a spring rain, the creek was so swollen so the little boy decided that today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and started pushing.
Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away. That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why.
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and he didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."
The dad replied, "Well son, George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree."