MLU dog owners-I need help !!

[Garry Shipton (RIP)]

You know Shadow-the big Golden Retriever -his picture has been posted on the thread.As a matter of fact,the photo should have the words "WANTED-DEAD OR ALIVE" below it..About 12:00PM EDT I started watching the world cup and the Shad was laying there on the den carpet,looking like the Sphinx in Egypt staring at me.Didn't think anything about it.So I leave with my buddy to the local pub to watch the second game on TV.I get home and the Sphinx is laying there staring at me !!.Offer him bones,treats,walks-But no- he just lays there staring at me.The only time he moves is when mommy Deborah gets home from work.Then he goes out to do his business.But where does he retutrn?Back to the den,staring at me like the Sphinx.SOOO,I stare back.Did you know that the head of a Golden is probably the same weight as a standard poodle??-and I told him too.So now it's 11;30 PM,I'm alone in the basement den,and as I type,the Sphinx is laying there staring at me.Nothing works,offered him a Molson Dry beer,or get me a beer .Nada.Is there a veteraniarian psychiatrist for dog owners.WOOPS,he's really staring now.Got to get off.Call the SPCA,I need help.AHHHHHHH !!