My wife thinks it's for the cars

[Jon Skagfeld]

Originally posted by Bob Moseley
We can blame all of the following on our new Labor Government.

North - cyclones
South - weeks of incessant heat
East - rain & floods (snow in Lithgow and apparitions thereof in Eltham)
West - raging bushfires
Centre - well nothing ever happens or changes there
Interest rates on the increase
Fuel prices through the roof
Workers strikes on the comeback and increase

But up here in God's country it is all a figment of our imagination. The trees are growing, the chooks are laying, Phoenix is slowly arising and we haven't run out of red wine yet.

Bob

Yeah, Bob...but what about Paul Smith trying to control your feral wild pigs? Seems to be a big problem, according to what I just heard on BBC World Service.

Of course you've been long plagued with do gooders who insist on introducing non-indigenous species, the purpose for their introduction now long forgotten, to the detriment of your flora, fauna and lifestyle.

...but a Lee-Enfield .303 helps, doesn't it?