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Old 03-10-09, 21:42
Bruce MacMillan Bruce MacMillan is offline
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Default baaaad joke

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and an NSW sheep farmer?
The Rolling Stones say: 'Hey you, get off of my cloud.'
And an NSW sheep farmer says: 'Hey McLeod, get off of ma ewe
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Old 04-10-09, 04:57
Bruce MacMillan Bruce MacMillan is offline
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Default more highland humour

A Scots boy came home from school and told his mother he had been given a part in the school play. "Wonderful," says the mother, "What part is it?"

The boy says "I play the part of the Scottish husband!" The mother scowls and says: "Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part."
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Old 04-10-09, 05:16
Lynn Eades Lynn Eades is offline
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Default Graeme-Tools.

Are you a mechanic? I laughed until my head hurt so much, that I had to stop reading, until it stopped. Then my wife reading over my shoulder set me off again. Isn't that stuff so "on the nail"
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