Oeonology

[Ryan]

Originally Posted by Jon Skagfeld

On the reverse of the bottle, (now cheerily empty), I read:

"On sweeping alluvial plains formed by the great Murray River Basin, nature's sun-drenched vineyards and leaping kangaroos perfectly co-exist in this wondrous habitat. This is the essence of our landscape in South Eastern Australia embodied in our perfectly well balanced fine wines."

What a load of bull.
If it was truely aussie it would just say, " It's too bloody hot and the roos are stuffing up the vines. But we managed to make this before it all went to buggery. Bloody good drop too."