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Old 10-02-10, 10:38
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don't worry Euan I'll keep an eye on the shed

Euan I found some parts for a 25 pounder MK1 still wraped up unopened
description.. nut spring
part of FL152SA
wheel hub anti-friction assembly
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Old 10-02-10, 12:22
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Euan can't reply tonight, He's busy at TAFE learning how to crutch sheep to barter for 25Pdr bits.
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Old 10-02-10, 21:30
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my have never had a Victorian crutcher before
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Old 10-02-10, 21:44
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my have never had a Victorian crutcher before

Max..The lads wrote this song about you..you are famous..


New Chum Crutcher
(Brian O'Keefe)

There's a story that I have to tell
And I'll tell it straight to you.
Though you may not believe me,
Every painful word is true.
I'd have a go at any job
For my name is Ganmain Tony,
But the work I did at ''Max Hedges''
Fair brought me to my knees.

Oh, I'll never be a ringer
Though rings around me lie,
I'll just be a new chum crutcher, lads,
Until the day I die.

Max Hedges was the Boss's name
From down old Yass way;
He said I could earn quick money
With work that was child's play.
''Come around tomorrow,'' he said,
With a twinkle in his eyes,
''You can crutch a mob or two for me
And discourage the damn blowflies.''

Well, I turned up that morning
And begged the frightened sheep
To come and lay down quietly
At my quaking feet.
But for all the good it did me
I may as well've begged the gaffer
For a bottle of Johnny Walker
And a billy of tobaccer.

Well, I shore the crawling maggots
And I cut the bloody sheep
While the dags were slowly piling up
Around my aching feet.
With sweaty blades I desexed the ewes
And terrified rams alike,
While the condemned were cringing in their pens
And shitting themselves in fright.

I could imagine the ringers blowing
Their trumpets loud and hard
While I stared in desolation
Out across the woolly yards;
They'd tell of mighty shearers,
Jackie Howe and Roaring Dunn
Who could shear two dozen cobblers
While I was crutching one.

Oh, it's times like these I wonder
From my soul in abject pity.
What madness brought me to this place
And took me from the city;
But I pray that when the gaffer dies
He ends up down in Hell
Crutching politicians
Until the truth they tell...

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Old 10-02-10, 21:50
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Old 10-02-10, 22:08
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don't worry Euan I'll keep an eye on the shed


Euan I found some parts for a 25 pounder MK1 still wrapped up unopened
description.. nut spring
part of FL152SA
wheel hub anti-friction assembly
I'd be watching your daughter , not the shed!
Why is it we have a surplus of 25 pdr wheel nut? Keith gave me a few sets as well.
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Old 11-02-10, 09:07
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Stone the bloody Crows!!! You bloody blokes have had a feild day on here!!!

We dont have the internet down the coast so I havent had the chance to give myself an uppercut!!!!

Thanks for all the good banter. Thanks H for looking after Clevo. Looks like it might be Saturday if I helping all of Friday.

Euan my eyes are on Blitz bits.......I am what I am.......tragic with trucks.

Sorry still logged on as Max......but it is me....

38 years old........LOL, GT.

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Old 11-02-10, 09:51
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Are you living under a rock? The last line of your poem, will never happen, while their bums are pointing down....... Thou shalt not kid thy self.
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