A woman was walking past her daughters bedroom when she heard a buzzing sound.She opened the door and found her engaging in self pleasure with a vibrator. She said what on earth are you doing. Her daughter replied, Mum, I'm thirty five years old and this is the only husband I'll ever get so shut the door and leave me alone.
A few days later, Dad heard the same sound coming from her bedroom and opened the door to investigate. He found his daughter pleasuring herself with a vibrator and said, " what on earth are you doing. She again replied. "Dad! I'm 35 years old and this the only husband I'll ever get so shut the door and leave me alone.
A week later, mum and daughter came home from shopping. They walked passed the lounge room and heard a buzzing sound. They opened the door to investigate and found dad watching TV with the vibrator on full speed sitting next to him. "What the bloody hell are you doing" They cried'
Just watching the game with my son in law!
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27-04-11, 10:09
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