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21-07-11, 22:51
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Sheeeesh..!!
A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor.
After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming and ranting madly. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was. After listening to her story, he calmed her down and sat her in another room. Then, the doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor's room. "What the hell's wrong with you?" he demanded. "This woman is 68 years old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!!"   The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up asked . . . . "Does she still have the hiccups?"
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22-07-11, 12:03
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hearing cure
The power of prayer
A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar." With that, an Aboriginal man got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Mulrunji, what do you want me to pray about for you?" Mulrunji replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing." The preacher put one finger of one hand in Mulrunji's ear, placed his other hand on top of Mulrunji's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed to the 'Almighty' for Mulrunji, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm. After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Mulrunji, how is your hearing now?" Mulrunji answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til next week!"
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22-07-11, 14:09
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23-07-11, 02:54
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Sad...
This is really sad..
Oops! Forklift drops wine container, smashing Australian shiraz worth $1 million The Canadian PressBy The Associated Press | The Canadian Press – 9 hours ago ADELAIDE, Australia - An unsteady forklift dropped a container full of fine Australian wine worth more than $1 million, smashing most of the bottles. The winemaker says he's "gut-wrenched, shocked and numb" after the loss of his flagship shiraz. Sparky Marquis of Mollydooker Wines lost a third of his Velvet Glove Shiraz production after the accident that destroyed all but one of the 462 cases bound for the United States. Each bottle of the Mollydooker wine sells for $200. Marquis said Friday that when workers opened up the dropped container, "it was like a murder scene. There was red everywhere." He said the wine was fully insured. The accident has crippled Mollydooker's U.S. launch in September. It will also impact the wine market in Australia.
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23-07-11, 04:19
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German food
I went out the other night for German food. I thought it was a lot like Chinese food and sure enough 2 hours later I was hungry for Power!
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23-07-11, 04:21
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Ok this is better!
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01-08-11, 03:06
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Ten out of Ten
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01-08-11, 08:55
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Wear a poppy - support our Veterans and the Royal British Legion A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age!! (Meatloaf)
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