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Old 14-11-11, 23:06
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...Just spent the last hour trying to coax a 2 metre brown out from under about 5 tons of brick rubble............... unfortunately didnt work and gave up after the light faded...
A saucer of milk will coax him out, they can't resist it... but if his spine is injured he will more than likley die and make a good pong under those bricks! Keep an eye out for meat ants, a sure sign of a dead snake!
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Old 15-11-11, 01:26
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Hi Guys

Snakes are a problem every summer for those folk who live in the country and I don't care what the conservationists say. in my world if they come near the house, they are a dead snake. I thought I would share one of many encounters with you.

My wife called out to me that she saw a big brown near a lamb which had just been born. I said run up to the house and get my shotgun and some cartriges while I keep an eye on the snake. She came back with my .303 and a packet of .22 bullets. So I killed it with the rack I was leaning on. You can tell my wife is not into weapons.

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Old 15-11-11, 06:14
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Hey Tony - if you will leave .22 bullets next to a .303 rifle what is Jo expected to do.

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Old 20-11-11, 03:53
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Point the rifle and yell...'BANG'????

Ahhh, snakes: glad to have left them behind, but am now wary of (1) Bears -both Black and Grizzly (2) Cougars/Mountain Lions (3) Moose (4) Coyotes (5) Bison (yes, even they are known to maul stupid humans who show no respect).... and Americans say they are fearful of visiting Oz because of the nasties!! Go figure that one out.....

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Old 20-11-11, 04:56
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On Site at the Grain Corp Silo's, Matong. About 5 and a 1/2 feet long.

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Old 20-11-12, 11:06
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I had to use a shovel again. I was erecting a tempoary electric fence around some freshly cemented gate and strainer posts when a four foot brown tried to occupy the pile of old wooden posts and stays that I had removed. Betty saw the snake and kept an eye on it while I grabbed the shovel.
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Old 01-12-12, 15:11
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Many years ago a friend from Brisbane and myself went down to Grafton to look at some gear and the lady who owned the property went in to open up the shed for us. She came out and told us there was a snake in amongst some packing material just inside the big doors and gave us a shovel each so as to take care of it. We carefully slid the doors open and positioned ourselves ready for action. I put my shovel under the edge of a sheet of cardboard and flicked it away to reveal a good sized tiger snake. The snake was trying to escape but couldn't get a grip on the smooth concrete. What then took place would have won a prize on Funniest Home Videos as we went into a shovel clanging frenzy spoiling each others aim time and again as the snake writhed around on the floor. The situation was only saved when I stood back and left George to it. I thought it was hilarious but the poor snake didn't see it that way.

As an aside, my late father who was something of a bushman would kill any snake he encountered and if there was nothing to hand to kill it with I've seen him grab them by the tail and crack them like a whip. When this is done correctly the head is torn off. I can't even crack a whip so I know damn well that if I tried it with a snake I would end up with it wrapped around my neck.

My most recent encounter with a snake was somewhat of an education. I was standing in the doorway of Simon Allen's shed (He who manufactures new Dodge Command Car bodies) chatting with him when a mouse went past outside squeaking in terror and kicking up puffs of dust as it hurtled across the yard with a 3'6" Tiger snake in hot pursuit. I never imagined the damn things could travel so fast, you would have to run quite fast to keep up with it. Just as well they don't hunt humans.

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