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14-08-12, 20:47
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I was on holiday in Greece when i cut my foot on some rocks .
I asked for and received directions to the medical centre. When i arrived i saw a sign on the wall next to the door. It said `English speaking Doctors work here`. I thought what a good idea, we should try that back home in England. 
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16-08-12, 11:52
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A salesman called in to see a farmer and noticed a pig with a wooden leg. He asked the farmer "Why has that pig got a wooden leg"? The farmer replied, "never mind about the pig".
Again the salesman asked why the pig has a wooden leg. Eventually the farmer said, that pig saved my sons life. How did he do that! said the salesman. Well the farmer told him how his son was drowning in the dam and the pig swam out and saved the lad. Rather puzzled, the salesman said, OK but what's that got to do with the pig having a wooden leg. The farmer replied, "Well with such a smart pig you just could'nt eat him all at once could you"! Colin.
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27-08-12, 12:20
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Subject: Adult Fairy Tale
Once upon a time there lived a King. King Midas. Everything he touched turned to Gold.
The King had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS.. But she also had a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; Metal, Wood, Stone, Anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare go near her let alone marry her. The King despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the King, 'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.' The King was overjoyed and came up with a plan. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the Kings wealth... THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE. The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the Princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly .. The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the Princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed. The third prince approached. He told the Princess, 'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.' The Princess did as she was told, though she did turn red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!! The King was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after. Question: What was it that she felt in the Prince's pants? * * * * * M&M's of course. "They melt in your mouth, not in your hand". What were you thinking?? I WORRY ABOUT YOU LOT SOMETIMES!!!! 
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03-09-12, 10:17
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Tanks for the slippers
As seen on Bits and Pieces:
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#5
04-09-12, 14:45
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DAS BOOT!
David
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Hell no! I'm not that old!
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25-09-12, 12:00
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And another from B&P
"I'm never wearing that Canada T shirt again!"
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Film maker 42 FGT No8 (Aust) remains 42 FGT No9 (Aust) 42 F15 Keith Webb Macleod, Victoria Australia Also Canadian Military Pattern Vehicles group on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/canadianmilitarypattern
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