Black Cadillacs

Originally posted by FV623
To me, its a very dark coloured, over-sized American car that handles worse than a two legged cow on wet grass and has a thirst for firewater that has the Chancellor of the Exchequer rubbing his hands in glee and my bank manager looking at a second mortgage agreement; plus it conjures up a nightmare scenario of making two stabs at every turn in a multi-storey carpark with a queue of irate drivers behind.

R.

Ah, my dear Master R., I SO regret to inform you that although you type a fine story, you failed the test ... buts that's understandable, as you are NOT Canadian Army, therefore, may not know Canadian Army Slang ..... I give you a BIG A+ for story telling, but sad I must give you an "F" for FUNNY but not THE right answer

NEXT..........

PS: that book has a lot of really truly funny sayings and such ... but its got an over-abundance of very off colour and explicit expressions, body parts and such ... I ignore those.