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25-01-13, 07:37
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toilet
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you! The husband, being a normal man, replied, "I am on the toilet, what should I do?
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30-01-13, 21:37
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Had to be a Yank!!
I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland ?" One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!" So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland ?" And that's the last thing I remember.     
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21-02-13, 03:43
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It doesn't take long...
Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.
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21-02-13, 03:45
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But Seriously...
A young woman is dead, the life of up and coming athlete, Oscar Pistorious, is ruined, and people are already making jokes about it. That's prosthetic... I mean pathetic.
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21-02-13, 10:21
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Howard & Dianaa can I ask you not to make jokes about this situation please as I for one do not think this tragic situation is one for jokes!
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21-02-13, 10:59
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Oops
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Please accept my apologies. H
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21-02-13, 11:12
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Cliff
This is after all a thread of funnies. We don't all see things the same.
With all respect to you and the people that are the subject of these jokes, I think you need to let it all wash past you, and move on to the next one. Laughter is good for us, but it is usually at someones expense.  Smile my friend.
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