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I'm sure you northerners will enjoy this.
it wouldn't be too hard to Australianise it, either! http://safeshare.tv/w/PKYPTOarUx H ![]() ![]()
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Howard Holgate F15 #12 F15A #13 (stretched) F60S #13 C15A #13 Wireless (incomplete) |
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Great little video about Canadian vs American Beer sent in by and Australian. Thanks Howard got a real chuckle out of that. Cheers Phil
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Phil Waterman `41 C60L Pattern 12 `42 C60S Radio Pattern 13 `45 HUP http://canadianmilitarypattern.com/ New e-mail Philip@canadianmilitarypattern.com |
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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise.
Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle crash and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Tom must have experienced. "Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place. "Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom. "Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that, with time, his scrotum should recover completely." All the men sighed with unified relief.The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say. A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Tom Smith."The entire congregation held its breath."I just want to tell my wife the word is Sternum." ![]() ![]()
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One for the mathematicians amongst us
![]() On another note, I Just had a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people of the world. I told them that anyone who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!!
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Howard Holgate F15 #12 F15A #13 (stretched) F60S #13 C15A #13 Wireless (incomplete) Last edited by Howard; 15-10-13 at 13:41. |
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Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to the 'Antiques Roadshow'.
"Ooh!" said the presenter, "This is a very rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?" "...Sticks?" Paddy replied.
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Howard Holgate F15 #12 F15A #13 (stretched) F60S #13 C15A #13 Wireless (incomplete) |
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Isn't this the truth ??
User: My usual password is not working suddenly, why? Website chat assistant: Your password has expired - you must register a new one. User: Why do I need a new one as that one was working fine? Website: you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days. User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it? Website: No, you must get a new one. User: I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember. Website: Sorry, you must get a new one. User: ok, roses Website: Sorry you must use more letters. User: pretty roses Website: you must use at least one number. User: 1 pretty rose Website: you cannot use blank spaces. User: 1prettyrose Website: you must use additional letters. User: 1f*ckingprettyrose Website: you must use at least one capital letter. User: 1F*CKINGprettyrose Website: you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row. User: 1F*ckingprettyrose Website: you must use additional letters. User: 1F*ckingprettyroseshovedupyourarseifyoudon'tgiveme accessrightf*ckingnow Website: Sorry, that password is already being used.
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Howard Holgate F15 #12 F15A #13 (stretched) F60S #13 C15A #13 Wireless (incomplete) |
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Very capably caught by Dan Piraro.
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Film maker 42 FGT No8 (Aust) remains 42 FGT No9 (Aust) 42 F15 Keith Webb Macleod, Victoria Australia Also Canadian Military Pattern Vehicles group on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/canadianmilitarypattern |
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